I laughed and thought was a very fitting joke as it would be such a good lesson for those who make bad life choices and create crime victims. Please share this with your friends, post at work, or simply have a good laugh.
A criminal breaks into a house and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you." He freezes for a second and looks around, when he didn't see anybody he reaches for the VCR and hears the voice again say "Jesus is watching you." He looks around once more and notices a parrot over in the corner of the room. He again reaches for the VCR and the parrot says "Jesus is watching you." He walks over to the parrot and asks it what it's name was. The parrot told him "Moses."
The criminal asked the parrot what kind of idiot named a parrot Moses? The parrot said "The same kind of idiot that would name a doberman Jesus!"
On another note we've had 4 people on the MOST WANTED list arrested since Friday. www.livcoso.org